I can see clearly, now

Build a man a fire, he'll stay warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll stay warm for the rest of his life.

Unknown.

Bbq: Don't put a candle on the bookshelf. You'll burn the house down. See how hot it is?

Kitten: But it's a "Sleepy Time" candle, to relax you.

Bbq: Not if it burns the house down.

Kitten: Think about all the light we'll have!.