Rolling along

Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
T.S. Eliot

kitten: I don't know why I love Wheel of Fortune so much.

bbq: Because you're old.

On Thin Ice

A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.

Terry Pratchett

The Fifth Elephant

kitten: Would it seem conceited if I walked down the aisle to "Isn't she lovely"

bbq: Not if you're on roller skates.

kitten: No roller skates! Our wedding is a beautiful expression of our love, not a chance for me to make an ass of myself. I can do that for a lot less money.